- me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
- me: apparently yes
ok if you’re going to try to make people think you’re some sort of demi-god because “you relate” to some crap indie movie “so much and it’s your favourite and blahblahblah” MAKE SURE THE MOVIE DOESNT FUCKING SUCK FIRST
if you love arctic monkeys like i like arctic monkeys (and if you follow me you probably do) click here








